Dear Rudy-cat:

In the one hour I was out of the house, how did you manage to do the following:

• log me off of my laptop
• log on as guest
• start upgrading to IE9 as guest (which, I think you should know, 'guest' doesn't have rights to install anything)
• obviously get frustrated because IE9 was not installing
• remove letter A, and number 3 from my keyboard and hide them

Really, cat.  HOW DID YOU DO THIS?  And, even more importantly.... WHY?
YOU are the reason we can't have anything nice!